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Celtic's
Football Star Traded to Miami for 15th Round Pick & $1,000,0000 by Seamus Daly Sports Guy 1:00 a.m.
31.Feb.2002 PST "We have no idea how we are going to come up with a million dollars but we had to get rid of one Seasoned Offensive Back to stay under the salary cap!!!," reported Dan McCain, grounds keeper & Vice-President for Player Development. In this football league as in leagues, the SOBs seem to make the most most money. "The problem," says General Manager & ticket taker, Tim McCain "is that we have too many SOBs on the team! An opportunity like this Miami trade rarely... I mean never comes along. With a 15th round draft pick we have an chance to pick up some body who can play football. Maybe even a linesmen or a short yardage quarterback!" According to Celtic football historian, archivist and activist, Ron Nagle, fate has played a cruel trick on the Celtic stars of today. "Back in the glory days," reminisces Nagle "this trade never would have occurred. The players were part of the community, people unlike you and me but they lived here!!" "Today," according to Nagle, "these football heroes are here for one reason: to play the game. They don't care about winning records, it's all about playing football. Sure that sound good and noble but it that anyway to run a winning football team???" The Celtic Football Team will open
the 2000 season with a play-off game against the NFC champion. Last
years' Nordic Football Conference champion, the Wilmar Lutefisk are still
stinking after being blanked by the Celtics 51-1. With the sole
except of 1 point given to the Lutefisk to avoid a shutout, all the points
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