1:00 a.m. Today BST
Main Street Community Theatre's long anticipated production of "The Sound of Music" is almost here!  Since you are not going to believe anything this critic says (and why should you?) you must go see the play for yourself.

Play dates

• March 11, 17, 18, 19, 24, & 25 at 8 PM, March 12, 19, and 26 at 2 PM

• $10 admission ($5 Children under 12)

• Tickets go on sale February 28, 2000

• Box office open 5-8PM most weeknights from February 28-March 23

• Weekend box office hours during the play, Friday and Saturday 12-8, Sunday 12-2

• Call to order tickets (712) 852-3485

For more information, visit the MSCT Website and the Sound of Music information and credits.

Breaking News!!!
Right Now
Mother Nature Smiles on St. Pat's Parade

Now
Blarney Factory in Jeopardy

Later Today
Public Voices Concerns about 12 oz Blarney Cans

Tomorrow or the Next Day
Hearings Set in London, Moscow & Washington about the Impact of 12 oz Blarney Cans

Never Happened
Tragedy Forces Parachuting Cancellation

13.Mar.2000
Mayor to Attend Parade

30.Feb.2000
St. Pat's hoping to profit on IPO

30.Feb.2000
Brian Boru Band Skyjacked for Trip to E'burg

1.Feb.2000
DNR Denies Permit for New Blarney Plant

3.Mar.2000
Sound of Music Sounds Musical

3.Mar.2000
Officials Cite Blarney Lite as Cause of Global Warming

5.Mar.2000
Government Funds Study to Determine Strength of Blarney Lite

7.Mar.2000
New Ingredients Could Make Concentrated Blarney More Voluminous

6.Mar.2000
Celtic's Football Star Traded to Miami for 15th Round Pick & $1,000,0000 [that's one million dollars--American!!!]

10.Mar.2000
Blarney Scientist Announce New Units to Measure Blarney

10.Mar.2000
Palo Alto County Arts Council to Pay the Piper

11.Mar.2000
St. Pat's Blarney is 'Certified Organic'

15.Mar.2000
Carpenter Denies Rumored Accidental Blarney Release

15.Mar.2000
DNR Certifies Emmetsburg Air Safe for Parade

16.Mar.2000
Conlon Denies Carpenter Denial

26.Mar.2000
Sound of Music Ends on a High Note

The opinions expressed here are the product of Seamus Daly's imagination.